http://fuq.fywservices.com Technology, Humor, and Social Commentary Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:15:56 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=547 This is an update of an old classic I first read in the early 70's in a late 60's edition of Reader's Digest: Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=546 I'd love to know how many people get the title reference. If you don't, this is worth a giggle... Three little ducks waddle into a Bar...... 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=545 Ok, I have a new blog site (now four, including this one). It is at http://mytech.fywservices.com/ and is for your personal technical interests. Have fun, and don't blame me if you are bored, because you could have told me you like this eclectic site here and I wouldn't have had ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=544 Remember, these are forwarded to me, I don't make them up. Otherwise I would have made it a pointy-haired boss The Blonde Sister Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=543 Trying out http://www.easyduplicatefinder.com/. Will follow up on how well (or not) it works. Really need to start the personal tech blog. http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=542 Joe Diddley was a failed body builder. In the competitions he wowed judges with milk-jug sized biceps, pects like twin propane tanks, and shoulders as broad as a barn. But Joe's thighs looked barely big enough to hold him up. Diddley didn't do squats. This bad pun brought to you by time ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=541 Stolen from the Linked In LOL Group What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed At 28 -- You ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=540 I don't recall the actual quote, or which RAH book, just that it went something like "I know it is time for rejuvenation when a woman walks by and I no longer care". With age comes wisdom. A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his ... http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=539 http://www.developer.com/java/data/article.php/3822521 http://fuq.fywservices.com/index.php?p=538